February 2010
1 post
The Hard
You called me over when I was young and told me you wanted to see how strong I was. I was eager to impress you so I obliged. You told me to put my hand in front of my face and try to keep it there, while you tried to pull it away.
I thought I was doing so well as I strained against your arm. Until you let go. And I hit myself so hard I ended up on the ground with a bleeding nose.
You helped me...
September 2009
4 posts
caszm:
Recently, I stumbled upon this song, and it...
Today, I got a bad papercut on my arm.
It was bleeding very badly, and I ran downstairs to get a bandage. I relized the only bandages my roommate bought were Twilight bandages. I stared at them for a second, then wrapped my arm in toilet paper. MLIA
Hufflepuffs can have great qualities. They don’t know the meaning of betrayal or hate. Then again, they don’t know the meanings of most words.
Hufflepuff jokes are the best.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, “Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?” The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, “Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I’m used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling...